Lyrics recorded!
I don't know if anyone else already hand-recorded the lyrics to this, but if no one else has...
[begin lyrics]
*horn*
May I have your attention, slaves?
I WILL have your attention, slaves!
Will the real Eggman please stand up?
I repeat, will the REAL Eggman please stand up?
(I can't!)
You all act like you've never seen a round guy before
Stomach all over the floor like someone who's drank three billion a course
I've been eating hours before the first rooster crowed
Now I plan to rap till you're bored
I weigh so many pounds, it's true, I'm not kidding
I don't do the work, my robots do my bidding
Sonic says, "No way!"
Sonic says... He's still alive! ARRGH!
I probably have a couple screws in my boxers
But it's nothing worse then what goes on in Rouge's bedroom
Sometimes I wanna go to the Death Egg and destroy
But I can't, cause I need those Chaos Emeralds
Sonic's fast like this, Sonic's fast like that
And he somehow manages to stop all my decks
And that's the reason why my plans are all crap
If I don't get those emeralds, I'll surely be jacked
Of course, you're gonna stop me at your fast pace
By the time you reach my base, I'll be out of that place
And if you defeat me, please don't start to celebrate
For I'll return once again at a later date
I'm like the Stay Puft Man, 'cause you can't kill me
Anything you try will just bounce right off of me
My big tubby face goes on TV
To announce that you won't survive in the debris
And there's several of them just like me, who dress like me
Sit, command, and press like me
Moustache like me, and a big piece of lard like me
And just might be an evildoin', but not like me
I'm Eggman, yes the real Eggman
And you other Robotniks aren't as fat as I am
So won't the real Eggman please stand up
Please stand up
Please stand up
I'm Eggman, yes the real Eggman
And you other Robotniks aren't as fat as I am
So won't the real Eggman please stand up
Can't stand up
Can't stand up
[end lyrics]
As to my opinion, I'm a huge fan of your Sonic and Mario music videos and this one rocks the house like the rest. Keep it up, man!